Jadeveon Clowney: No Clowning Around Here, Where Top Ranked Recruit Should Sign

Jadeveon Clowney will announce his commitment on National Signing Day, February 2 2011.

That’s fine.

I’m going to tell you right now where Clowney should commit.

Alabama.

Alabama needs Clowney.

Clowney needs Alabama.

Let’s stop clowning around here, fellas.

Alabama is going to jump towards the top of the BCS Rankings once again when land the No. 1 five-star recruit out of Rock Hill, South Carolina.

There are conflicting reports regarding Clowney’s height and weight. Some say he’s 6’6” and 247 lbs. Others say he’s 6’5” 225 lbs.

You know what?

I don’t care.

I love it.

This just adds to the mystique of this physical freak.

Clowney is going to dominate college football once he gets on the field. He’s going to help lead Nick Saban and the Crimson Tide back to the Promise Land with a 2011-2012 BCS National Championship.

 Clowney is scary good.

No, really, I’ve had demonizing nightmares about Clowney not just destroying offensive linemen and quarterbacks… But me as well.

Right before I wake up, Clowney stands over all of us laughing like a diabolical pass-rushing doctor of disruption.

Actually, that’s what Clowney should major in. He’ll get a doctorate degree in disrupting offensive schemes.

Clowney is going to be one of the best defensive ends in the nation as he reminds many of 2006 NFL No. 1 overall pick and current Houston Texans defensive end Mario Williams.  

Sorry, SEC, it’s all about Alabama and JD.

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